You know you're a geek when...

• Your anxiety about meeting David Norbrook is more fanatic than a teenage girl meeting Justin Bieber
• You walk by a pub and wonder why there are so many people
• Your most-anticipated email for the week indicates whether you have gotten into an optional Latin course
• An orderly desk gives you pleasure because it allows you to see all your book spines in a single glance.
• Libraries' short lending policies compose a significant percentage of your daily complaints
• One of your most thrilling conversations of the week is about Yeats, T.S. Eliot, and mysticism
• The only documents to survive the post-Fresher's Week Paper Purge are:
• a business card listing the English Faculty library hours
• English department lecture list
• papers printed only on one side (to avoid paying for paper to print off articles)
• You see laundry as a calculated scheme to take you away from your books

....you write a whole blog post on bibliography and literary theory.